I’ve been dealing with some excess anger lately. It does like to stick to you. I thought I might vent some of it through an exercise in writing, but it came out rather differently than I’d expected. If anything, I think it’s a bit amusing. So if, by some chance, you are in need of a form letter to send someone you hate, I humbly offer this piece as an option.
And before anyone asks, no, this was not written with anyone particular in mind, but rather as an exercise both in expressing vexation and in sounding very specific while in fact being as vague as possible. Hope you enjoy!